Secret [Mens] Family Business

We tjilpis have to stick together. 

One of my cousin brothers, he is a Jambijimba, wants me to help promote his new Real Estate business in the Cook Islands.

Currently Cuz Jambijimba runs a Cafe serving up fresh sea food.

I'm hoping to have him add fermented squid gut to the menu. 

That was one of the delights I enjoyed during my visits to Japan.  Fermented squid gut is wonderful when taken with a warm drink or two of the honorouble, Oh-Sake.

I noticed that poor Hilary Clinton was simply drinking Sake on her recent visit to Japan.  The higher order of Sake is called Oh-Sake. It is a religious difference; but I digress.

Anyway, Cuz on the Cooks was wondering how to promote his business.  I pointed out that if anyone in the world Googled "tjilpi" they would find my blog is at the top of the Google search page.

That has to mean that Tjilpi tops the list world wide.

I've suggested to cousin brother that he could change the name of his Cafe to "Tjilpis' Seafood and Kangaroo Tail Soup Bar" . I also thought a sign outside saying, Fermented Squid Gut a Speciality of the House, would be a nice touch. We could also make mention of his new Real Estate Business.

So far I have had no reply.  What is wrong with that Jambijimba? Is my cousin brus into business or not????  I want to get on with this project.  Maybe the Internet connection to the Cook Islands is down?

Anyway, who knows? My idea might work.

And even if it doesn't work, people will still get to look at the promotional photo, from the Cook Islands Travel Bureau, which I have placed above.

Comments

[Jude]

I think you should be advising him in person, not via email. This important project definitely warrants a trip to the Cook Is.

[Tjilpi]

Thanks Jude. The thought has crossed my mind. Cuz tells me there is a scarcity of medical services there and I've already checked out Real Estate Prices on his website http://www.cookislands-realestate.com .

Gary the Gardener has done a marvellous job making my house look presentable, so much so that I could rent it out and spend a bit of time in the Cook Islands while Marg goes on her travels!!